Windows 3.1 runs snappy on a Raspberry Pi, and there's no telemetry, a tiny footprint, with a nostalgia-packed pixel-powered UI. Install via DOSBox on Raspberry Pi OS and set it to automatically ...
Raspberry Pi boards are no longer constrained – these days, you can get a quad-core board with 8 or 16GB of RAM to go around, equip it with a heatsink, and get a decently comfortable shop/desk/kitchen ...