I really like this truck. Sure, it drives like a barge (though various aftermarket suspension upgrades really help), is hard to park and is cartoonishly large, but there's nothing like a thousand mile ...

Wow! Wow! Wow! What a, uh, truck, uh, limousine, uh.... Even Hussein Mahmoud's mother was at a loss the first time she saw the newest addition to her son's fleet, "Wow," she exclaimed, "What is this?" ...