We will take back our parking lots. No longer will we stand by, watching idly as anarchy spreads unchecked, as lines are crossed without consequence. The Bandit Brigade rises, city by city, state by state, combatting the chaos. Soon, our children will know a world where order holds, where boundaries stand for something. Where morality reigns against the lawless, and stickers are the hammer of justice. I am not just a man—I am an idea. And together we will fight back against the lawless. Park in